[Chaos-l] New Product announcement

[rfitzgerald1 at nc.rr.com]

Wow!  Should we notify the airports and military to stay away from Enfield???!!!  Remind me to stay away from you while you are using this because after watching the accuracy of rockets in Iraq we'll be erecting a memorial where you last stood!


---- "E. Allen Davis" <starstorm151 at embarqmail.com> wrote: 
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> I am happy and pleased to announce the debut of an astronomical accessory that will revolutionize observing.  As any of you in NC know, our unsettled weather can ruin our observing plans with little or know warning.  I have spent the last few months secretly working on what will become the most important development in amateur astronomy since, well yes, the telescope. 
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> What is this?  What have you longed for that will assure a succesful observing run without weather worries?  Well, i can tell you there will be no more excuses for showing up at any planned event. 
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> Available, in the 2 inch size only, the new H2O filter.  I have fully tested this and it will punch a hole in any uncooperative sky with ease.  It is also very easy to use.  In most cases simply screwing the filter onto your eyepiece will handle things nicely.  however, a button on the side can be pressed to initiate the burn sequence that will send a beam heavenward that will fry any cloud. 
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> Please contact me for details as to pricing and method of payment. 
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> Allen 
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> E. Allen Davis 
>  starstorm151 at embarqmail.com 
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>  "M'Illumino              "I am enlightened 
>  D'Immenso"              by the immensity." 
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>    -Ungaretti               -Ungaretti