[Chaos-l] New Product announcement

[rfitzgerald1 at nc.rr.com]

(Opps!)  Thought anyone wouldn't notice!  I ordered lens cleaner and cleaned all my optics a couple of days ago.  Someone up there is watching us telescope junkies . . . 


---- mark63clegg at aol.com wrote: 
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> I just want to know who the hell bought the latest equipment... by the looks of the 7-day forecast.. somebody spent some money.....................
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> Mark
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: E. Allen Davis <starstorm151 at embarqmail.com>
> To: Chapel Hill Astronomical Observation Society <chaos-l at rtpnet.org>; Hrivnak, Michael <mhrivnak at hrivnak.org>; South, Mark <md_south at mac.com>; mike <mike.fulbright at pobox.com>; robertnielsen <robertnielsen at nc.rr.com>; RapidEye <rapideye.us at gmail.com>; mark63clegg <mark63clegg at aol.com>; Lucas, Tim <tlucas at stocksengineering.com>; Lucas, Tim <starstorm121 at nc.rr.com>; Lerch, Mark <mark.lerch at quest.com>; Fitzgerald, Robert <rfitzgerald1 at nc.rr.com>; Don & Irma <starrigel at embarqmail.com>; brunopancorbo <brunopancorbo at netscape.net>
> Sent: Fri, Sep 18, 2009 8:25 am
> Subject: New Product announcement
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> I am happy and pleased to announce the debut of an astronomical accessory that will revolutionize observing.? As any of you in NC know, our unsettled weather can ruin our observing plans with little or know warning.? I have spent the last few months secretly working on what will become the most important development in amateur astronomy since, well yes, the telescope.
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> What is this?? What have you longed for that will assure a succesful observing run without weather worries?? Well, i can tell you there will be no more excuses for showing up at any planned event.
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> Available, in the 2 inch size only, the new H2O filter.? I have fully tested this and it will punch a hole in any uncooperative sky with ease.? It is also very easy to use.? In most cases simply screwing the filter onto your eyepiece will handle things nicely.? however, a button on the side can be pressed to initiate the burn sequence that will send a beam heavenward that will fry any cloud.
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> Please contact me for details as to pricing and method of payment.
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> Allen
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> E. Allen Davis
> ?starstorm151 at embarqmail.com
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> ?"M'Illumino ? ? ? ? ? ? ?"I am enlightened
> ?D'Immenso" ? ? ? ? ? ? ?by the immensity."
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> ?? -Ungaretti ? ? ? ? ? ? ? -Ungaretti
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